Albert Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints

In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime. This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly known as mealtime. Now, lunchtime and dinnertime can sometimes have an adverse impact on one's breath, making it difficult to have a good time and leading to a lot of alone time. And that’s where Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints come in. After mealtime, snack time, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and your breath will be fresh in no time. Before you know it, you'll be having a good time and looking forward to bedtime.